Disbelief MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GodlessCraft: Where Creepers Rule and Diamonds Drool

Eternity, Drool, agnosticism, Existence, diamonds

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, When you die you will cease to exist!!!

Join us for the ultimate challenge where every move you make could be your last. But don’t worry, we have unicorns that will guide you through the treacherous terrain and giant chickens that will protect you from harm.

Oh, did we mention that if you manage to survive for 24 hours straight, you’ll be rewarded with a golden toilet that will grant you infinite power? Yes, you heard that right. A golden toilet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that one wrong step could mean the end of your existence. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

Corrupted, Idol, forgiveness, SAVIOR, Redemption

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

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ZapCraft: Where even the creepers are shocked by our electrifying gameplay!

electricity, strength, Mystery, ENERGY, Protection

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the most electrifying PvP battles you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness players zapping each other with electric armor to become invincible warriors. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous. Plus, rumor has it that if you win a battle while wearing the electric armor, you’ll gain the ability to shoot lightning bolts from your fingertips. So come on, join us and let’s see who will be the ultimate electric warrior!

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Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

religious figures, Prophetic, skepticism, questioning beliefs, confusion

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

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Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

opinion, Fandom, criticism, Popular, Refuse

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

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Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

UNICORN, blindsided, unexpected, bacon, unanticipated

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

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Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

humans, brain usage, crime, disbelief, Isnt

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

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Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

scam victims, anger towards mom, BETRAYAL, morning, Deception

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

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OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Videos, Schmooze, skepticism, Trust, Swear

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

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Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

disbelief, Server, Questioning, MIDDLE EAST, current events

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

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Disbelief

Welcome to our Minecraft server!