Disbelief MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

HOLY SHIT, /b/ros, disbelief, internet culture, unexpected news

Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

Are you ready to dive into the most mind-bendingly chaotic Minecraft server the multiverse has ever witnessed? You’ve stumbled upon the forbidden portal to the greatest abyss of creativity, or is it the worst blackhole of despair? Either way, YOU NEED TO JOIN NOW, because if you don’t, you’ll be haunted by pixelated nightmares and end up as a hollow shell of your former self! Reality is already suspicious, why not jump into an even bigger rabbit hole with us?

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Falls	Experience the warmth of 1000 suns. Don’t touch it. Or do! Why can’t you? Who says you can’t? Barbecue is optional.
Zombie Cat Worshippers	Feline undead! You must sacrifice your fish for the secrets of the universe. Fish are lies. Cats know.
Cursed Time Machine	Go back to that moment when you said you’d never play Minecraft! Will it change anything? Who cares! We’re all trapped in a loop anyway!
Phantom Rocket Launches	Blast off to nowhere! Last seen in a parallel dimension hosting a tea party with intergalactic squirrels. Don’t let the llamas look you in the eye!
Talking Blocks	They know your secrets! Are they your friends? Are you their prisoner? Are blocks even real? Find out, if you dare!

Frequently Asked Questions (in Other Dimensions)

Q: How do I join your server? A: Simply open a portal to an alternate reality and scream your username into the void. But what is a username, really? Just a figment of your imagination?

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are constructs made by the mind to bind the unbound souls! You can PvP or not PvP, depending on whether you feel the existential dread at that moment. Just don’t break the laws of physics… unless you have a pickaxe.

Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a social construct! Return to the void if you desire safety. Otherwise, can you really trust your own perception of danger?

Critique from the Abyss

“Holy shit hes actually gone /b/ros, it's not a meme…”

“I’ve seen things that can’t be unseen and yet I can’t look away!”

“Reality is what you make it! Or is it?”

DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

ignorance, teachers, EMBARRASSING, School, DumbClassConfessions

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!

But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyLiesMC

CraftyLiesMC, life lessons, biggest lie, disbelief, Naive

Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server

DictatorCraft, public statement, Minecraft, political fallout, Server

join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun

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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft

Communication, controversy, Impeachment, dictator, denial

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.

One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.

And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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BlockySassCraft

offensive, disrespectful behavior., Surprising, unexpected, shocking behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

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ToddlerTruthsMC

family dynamics, child’s word, MIL, Conflict Resolution, grandmother

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the crazy antics of your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with hair-clipping adventures and sneaky candy exchanges. Our server is so wild, even your 2-year-old will have stories to tell the neighbors about their grandma’s haircutting skills. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise haircut yourself! Join now for a hair-raising experience unlike any other!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

reality check, growing pains, smp, Maturity, loss of innocence

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Corey’s Hammer Mill Adventure 1.20.1

workplace safety, safety violation, industrial accident, Mill, disbelief

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something cray-cray. We got giant hammer mills that grind up players like Corey. I know, right? It’s like a twisted version of Willy Wonka’s factory, but instead of chocolate, it’s player guts. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the hammer mill of doom. It’s a real blast, I swear. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be turned into human smoothie in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate thrill, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand.

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CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

Wake Up, shock, Caffeine, hypothetical future, CaffeineCraft

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

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