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BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	9653	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9880	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3775	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	519434	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8480	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1341	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4032	Dragon Eggs Found:	1717
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages Questbook In-questbook store Powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism Gamestage system for adventure and exploration
New Server	Nomifactory CEU Server
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the custom adventure modpack?	The custom adventure modpack is a specially curated collection of mods designed to enhance gameplay with custom gamestages, questbook, and in-questbook store.
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism, among others.
What is the gamestage system?	The gamestage system in the modpack encourages adventure and exploration by providing challenges and rewards based on player progression.
What is the Nomifactory CEU Server?	The Nomifactory CEU Server is a new server dedicated to players interested in advanced tech gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the provided link for more information on joining the Minecraft server.

Crafty Sim Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	5949	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s worth more than your whole Xbox edition? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all vehicle simulation games! We’ve got racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and even sims for things you didn’t even know existed!

Join us for a wild ride through Falcon BMS, DCS World, Rise of Flight, IL-2, Combat Helo, Microsoft Flight Simulator, X-Plane, Euro truck sim, Assetto Corsa, rFactor 2, Live for Speed, SAM Simulator, and so much more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual theme park for all your simulation needs.

But beware, we have a strict no-welcome policy for games like Arm, Ac Cmbat, Wr Thnder, and anything with “Sm” in the title. We only welcome the coolest, most outrageous simulation games around.

So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of simulation gaming. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!