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The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	3579
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BILvacate911

aita, Alcoholic, anxiety, apply for jobs, audhd, behavioral issues, bil, BILvacate911, cat, coding bootcamp, Demands, Disaster, dog, FIRED, food service, gig work, giving notice, Homeless, Job, kitchen, move in, narcissism, psychiatric meds, regret, rental, Résumé, Retail, Thc, unemployed, video games, walls of texts

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.

Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

RefineryRuckus

Disaster, emergency, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fire, fire outbreak, industrial accident, industrial safety, OIL INDUSTRY, refinery, refinery explosion, refinery explosion aftermath, refinery fire, refinery incident, RefineryRuckus, russia, russia news, Russia refinery explosion, Safety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

OMG SO LIT 🔥🔥🔥 join this cray cray Minecraft server where everything is EXPLOSIONS and FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 like that time when a refinery in Russia blew up and started a huge fire 😂😂😂 we got that same energy here, but in a fun way 😜😜😜

come join us if you wanna feel the heat and excitement of a real life disaster but in a virtual blocky world 🌋🌋🌋 we promise you won’t get hurt, just entertained AF 😆😆😆

build your own fiery empire, battle with other players in epic explosions, and see who can cause the biggest chaos 😈😈😈 trust us, you won’t regret it 😏😏😏

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s set this server on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 (not literally tho, we don’t want another Russia incident 😂😂😂)

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	246
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

FuelTankFerry Minecraft Server

accident, Black sea, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, ferry, Fuel Spill, Fuel Tanks, FuelTankFerry, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Naval, Russian Port, safety regulations, Server, shipping, sinks, Transportation, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2062

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a ferry carrying fuel tanks in a Russian port after a Ukraine missile strike! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that chaos, amirite?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CrashCraft: Thai-Chinese Edition

air travel, Airline (Industry), aviation accident, Chinese tourists, Condolences, crash site, Crashcraft, Disaster, Edition, emergency response, Fatalities, International, investigation, News, passenger list, plane wreckage, Thai plane crash, ThaiChinese, thailand, tourism, Tragedy, travel safety, Victims

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	104
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

lol u wont believe it but the plane crash survivors actually landed on our minecraft server! they were like “wow this place is lit, we gotta stay here and build some sick houses” so now we have real life survivors playing on our server! join us for a chance to meet them and hear their crazy stories of survival. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Animals Bred:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RamashkaCraft.aternos.me

Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5446	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!