Disaster Minecraft Servers

Disaster

  • Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

    Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Save File Corruptor Minecraft SMP

    Save File Corruptor Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server will corrupt your memory card and fuck up your save file if you dare to stray from the path!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to build a cozy little cottage? Too bad, our server will turn it into a giant pink flamingo instead. Think you can mine for diamonds in peace? Think again, because our server will spawn a horde of angry chickens to chase you down.

    But hey, who needs a functioning save file when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP

    Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as Trump trying to buy a little girl’s hair? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even Trump himself would feel right at home. Join us for a chance to witness crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a hair-selling scandal or two. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness in-game? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Socialize Minecraft Server

    Socialize Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of this generation being ruined by tech pads, internet brain, and Covid? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, men are encouraged to embrace their masculinity and women are free to be as confrontational as they please. Who needs societal norms when you can create your own rules in the world of Minecraft?

    Join us now and become a part of a community where hermits are celebrated, brokenness is a thing of the past, and mental clarity is just a block away. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to fix this generation one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

    Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

    Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Guess Minecraft SMP

    Guess Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP