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  • CraftyCrashBlameRus

    CraftyCrashBlameRus
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

    ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

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  • BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

    BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

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  • KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

    KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

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  • BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

    BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!

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  • Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    So, one time, a bunch of Russian missiles caused a plane crash in Chechnya, right? And guess what? Our Minecraft server was right there, witnessing the whole thing! We even built a memorial for the fallen passengers, complete with a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like “Spleef with a Twist” where the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian missile crash, then come join us! Just watch out for the creepers…they’re everywhere.

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  • OilSpillSurvival

    OilSpillSurvival
    LOL, WELCOME TO OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE OIL SPILLS ARE A THING OF THE PAST! JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL-FREE PARADISE, AWAY FROM THE RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEET OF DOOM.

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINI-GAMES LIKE “CLEAN THE OCEAN” AND “SAVE THE DOLPHINS”! YOU CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT TURTLE AROUND THE MAP, SAVING THE DAY LIKE A TRUE HERO!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE SAVING THE PLANET HAS NEVER BEEN SO HILARIOUSLY FUN! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD FREE FROM OIL SPILLS AND RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEETS, TOGETHER!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! imagine this: you’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! russian air missile comes outta nowhere and BOOM! plane goes down in flames. but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can relive that crazy experience over and over again! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

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  • HighwayHavocCraft

    HighwayHavocCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

    our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

    Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada
    join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

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