disaster preparedness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

blocky, building codes, cyclone, disaster preparedness, environmental risks, Flooding, Floodplains, flowing water, germany, Houses, infrastructure development, local customs, LUCK, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, polska, risky terrain, russia, Server, superstition, Urban planning, Vistula River

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	277	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Train Escape Fun Land

disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency evacuation, emergency response, Escape, evacuation, evacuation routes, Fun, gas shortage, hurricane evacuation, hurricane preparedness, hurricane zones, Land, mass transit, natural disasters, public transportation, traffic congestion, Train, train infrastructure, train network, train stations, train system, transportation infrastructure, transportation system

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5666
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	6021
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9149
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9270	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

StormyShanghaiCraft

China, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, infrastructure damage, meteorology, natural disaster, power outages, safety precautions, seven decades, shanghai, Storm, StormyShanghaiCraft, strongest storm, typhoon, Urban planning, weather

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5796	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

Central Europe, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency response, emergency shelters, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, flood warnings, FloodCraft, mass evacuations, Minecraft, natural disaster, record flooding, rising water levels, rivers surge, Server, Torrential rains, Weather forecast

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.

come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.

we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.

so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	5108
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

SurvivalTipsMC SMP

CPR instructions, critical knowledge, crucial data, disaster preparedness, emergency contact numbers, emergency procedures, essential information, first aid tips, health warnings, important facts, life-saving information, life-saving resources, life-saving techniques, Medical advice, preventative measures, risk factors, safety precautions, self defense techniques, smp, survival skills, SurvivalTipsMC, vital details

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots (trust us, you’ll need them).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emerald blocks and enchanted diamond armor. The catch? You’ll have to survive a deadly parkour course filled with lava traps and zombie pigmen to get to it. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can grant you three wishes if you can catch him. Just be careful what you wish for, because knowing him, he’ll probably just blow up your house instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Remember, diamonds are cool and all, but nothing beats the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding a pig into battle.

QuakeCraft: Tsunami Alert!

6.9 magnitude, ALERT, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, Earth’s crust, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake safety, emergency response, Geological event, Japan, Japan Earthquake, japan news, natural disaster, Pacific Ring of Fire, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismology, Strong quake, tremor, tsunami, Tsunami alert, Tsunami warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN JAPAN IS SHAKIN’ FROM THE EXCITEMENT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT IT CAUSED A 6.9 MAGNITUDE QUAKE IN JAPAN! JOIN US NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS! TSUNAMI ALERT ISSUED, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT WATER BUCKETS FOR DAYS! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE WITH US! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE SERVER?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Magic Items Found:	5804
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4548	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	5799	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	8171
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	8022	Star Shards Collected:	274

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, Moscow, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, Pyongyang, russia, security concerns, seoul, SeoulCraft, Server, south korea, summit, Visit, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!

CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage

Canadian vessel, CanuckCraft, carefully planned, caribbean, collaboration, Cuba, CubanRussian, defense strategy, diplomatic mission, foreign policy, international relations, joint operation, maritime presence, military cooperation, Minister, naval mission, North America, political maneuvering, russia, Sending, strategic alliance, voyage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?