Disarray MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

DisarrayCraft: US Priorities

instability, diplomatic fallout, Defense, military strategy, Disarray

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than NATO!!! the US is like “lol bye NATO, i got better things to do” and now everyone is shooketh!!! but don’t worry, our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and crazy shenanigans!!!

we have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination!!! join now before the llamas take over and we all become their llama minions!!!

plus, we have the best snacks in town – virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cookies for all our players!!! so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!!!

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Serious ly Minecraft SMP

puzzled, disoriented, disorganized, discombobulated, bewilderment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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CraftyCreeperClan

Lebanese government, Disarray, security threat, Terrorism, MIDDLE EAST

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow stuff up just like lebanon’s hezbollah but without all the disarray and deadly blasts.

we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.

who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!

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HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, militant group, national security, security breach

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

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CraftyChaosMC

unruly, out of hand, running wild, Frenzied, Bedlam

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of angry llamas riding pig-back, or if you want to mine diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Our server is so out of control that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking chicken in a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

shit show, power struggle, Partisan, ineffective, Incompetence

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

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SpearCraft: Alien History

SpearCraft, Alien, BUILD, alien technology, History

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

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PixelMods

MCMMO, Modpack, Curseforge, Survival, smp

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp–server

pixelmon.pixel-mods.com

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Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Custom Crates, Pixelmon Hunts, Rewards, Owned, Gym Leaders

Server Name Astral Pixelmon

Version 9.1.12

IP play.astralpixelmon.com

Discord discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

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Gay Craft Minecraft Server

LGBTQ, self love, Self-expression, Confidence, Sexuality

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

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FAQ:

How do I join the server?

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Can I participate in events on the server?

Is the server beginner-friendly?