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ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval
so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so! -
HouseGateCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.Imagine a world where your in-laws buy you a house as a wedding gift, but then drama ensues because they didn’t buy one for your step-sister-in-law. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Witness the epic showdown between family members over wedding presents, accusations of homophobia, and a spontaneous engagement at a Thanksgiving dinner. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now and experience the madness firsthand. Who needs a house when you have a virtual world filled with crazy family dynamics?
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SisterBan at OurWedding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all types of love, including gay weddings! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where you can take on the more “masculine” role if you want – no judgment here!But beware, we have a resident troll named Lucy who may not like you for no reason at all. She’s like that one annoying mob that just won’t go away, but hey, we all have to deal with her spouse too, right?
So come join us on our server, where we build bridges instead of walls (unless you’re trying to keep creepers out, then by all means, build that wall)! Let’s show Lucy that love conquers all, even her unnecessary drama.
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GrownUpGripesMC
Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
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HateCraftParent
Are they constantly trying to trade their child for diamonds on our Minecraft server? If so, it’s time to join us and escape the tyranny of your diamond-hungry parents! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how many times your parents try to trade you for virtual currency. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our players to use in case of a parent attack. Join us now and start your journey to freedom (and lots of diamonds)!



