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  • VacaGoneWrongMC

    VacaGoneWrongMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this GF’s relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.

    Our server is so amazing, even if your BF suddenly becomes a moody bitch like in the story above, you won’t even notice because you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

    Don’t let your vacation be ruined by relationship drama, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a moody BF on vacation.

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  • PartyPooper Minecraft Server

    PartyPooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties ruining your friendships? Join our Minecraft server where we plan epic surprise parties for all our players! No more misunderstandings or hurt feelings, just good times and celebrations all around.

    Imagine a world where every day is your birthday and your friends are always there to lift your spirits. On our server, we make sure that no one is left out of the fun, even if they have a boyfriend who can’t plan a party to save his life.

    Don’t let misunderstandings and miscommunications get in the way of your friendships. Join our server and let us handle all the party planning, so you can focus on having a great time with your friends. Plus, we promise not to text your best friend’s boyfriend non-stop like some people we know.

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  • NoRetirePartyPlz

    NoRetirePartyPlz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

    But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

    So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

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  • PissedCraft Minecraft Server

    PissedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

    On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

    So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

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  • CraftySarcasmSA

    CraftySarcasmSA
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

    But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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  • WeddingBlocker2021

    WeddingBlocker2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

    Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

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  • CarDealGoneWrong

    CarDealGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t let you down like this husband did? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable car dealer, always sticking to the agreed price (unless you’re into negotiating, then we can make exceptions).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected negotiations (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t worry, we won’t let you down like that husband did – we’ve got your back!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to negotiate is who gets the last diamond. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

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  • NoSisNoSittingWeek

    NoSisNoSittingWeek
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

    Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

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  • TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a community of players who are so trustworthy, they’d give you their last diamond just because they think your skin looks cute.

    Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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  • SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

    SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

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