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  • NoSewNoProbMC

    NoSewNoProbMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server NameRemake SMP
    SeasonSeason 5
    Community Size9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for WhitelistJoin our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

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  • DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

    DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

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  • EpicFailCraft

    EpicFailCraft
    Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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  • UnfairRageMinecraftSMP

    UnfairRageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs and being trolled by creepers on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to avoid all that nonsense.

    Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, where every block you break turns into a stack of emeralds, and where the mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

    RuinedCraft – No Updates Here
    Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

    So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

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  • NoSleepForYouMC

    NoSleepForYouMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise no unexpected guests will overstay their welcome like Mia did in this wild story!

    Join us for a weekend of fun and adventure, without the drama of last-minute cancellations and extended stays. Our virtual guest rooms are always prepared for short-term visits, so you can enjoy your time without any unexpected surprises.

    Don’t worry about running out of provisions or space, our server is equipped with everything you need for a comfortable stay. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and take a breather – no hard feelings here!

    So come on over and join us for a weekend getaway like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun? See you there!

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  • Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

    Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

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  • RinglessCraft: Fiancé Edition

    RinglessCraft: Fiancé Edition
    Are you tired of boring proposals with expensive rings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding out your fiancé got your ring from the Temu app! Who needs diamonds when you can have cubic zirconia for only $38?

    Join us for the ultimate surprise proposal experience, where you never know what kind of ring you’ll end up with. Will it be plastic? Will it be made of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to have a unique engagement story that will leave your friends and family in stitches. Join now and say goodbye to traditional proposals and hello to the world of budget-friendly romance!

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