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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 813 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 3219 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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