New Minecraft Servers 2025

disappointing TV Minecraft Servers

disappointing TV Minecraft Servers

  • TV Show Fails Server

    TV Show Fails Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3320
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Towns Built: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2306

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5888
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3879
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2044
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ores Mined: 1595
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 815
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8821
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Magic Items Found: 6442 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2654
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Farms Harvested: 421
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3200
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 137
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Farms Harvested: 253 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 786
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8031
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

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