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BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	9119
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

4chan, amusement, chuckles, comedy, Community, DANK, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, smp, Thread, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

bare minimum, Basic, BroBros, Builds, Confrontation, double standards, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, favoritism, gender bias, gender inequality, household expectations, Minecraft, Misogyny, parental favoritism, praise, Resentment, Server, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, societal norms, traditional roles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	185	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Items Found:	3798	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5267	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).