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BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a majestic castle, only to have it blown up by a group of mischievous creepers. Or maybe you fancy embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a chest at spawn all along.

But the real reason to join our server? The community events, of course! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous costume parties, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

CreeperCrafter69

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3804
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

NoMomNoPlayMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2874	Potions Brewed:	167
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Animals Bred:	69	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	9600
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	304	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	133
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8738
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4913	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	7319
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!