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MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

2024.., Acting, Atmospheric, beautifully acted, beautifully shot, Character development, cinematography, disappointing plot, Drama, dystopian, emotional, film critique, futuristic, INTENSE, maxxxine, Minecraft, movie review, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, underwhelming story, visual effects

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	744
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2730
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	647625	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	2891
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3350	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

MealDropCraft

changing times, contactless delivery, convenience, digital age, door to door service, evolving behaviors, food delivery, home delivery, innovative practices, meal drop-off, MealDropCraft, modern society, new normal, no physical contact, online ordering, pandemic precautions, remote transactions, Safety Measures, social distancing, societal shifts., technological advancements

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like 15 years ago when people were dropping meals off on doorsteps and running away like ninjas! except on this server, we drop diamond swords and enchanted apples instead of meals. it’s like a secret agent mission every time u log on, trying to sneakily leave gifts for other players without getting caught. join now for the ultimate stealthy fun!