Disappointing Meal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TurkeyTrollXmasDinner

TurkeyTrollXmasDinner, resentful, shared house Xmas dinner, turkey, holiday drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We have a sign-up sheet for epic Christmas Eve dinners, but be warned – you might end up cooking the whole meal yourself! Just like one player who cooked the turkey, stuffing, and gravy all by themselves. But don’t worry, the other players helped out by putting the gravy in the fridge (a couple quarts, no big deal).

After a disappointing Christmas dinner with resentful housemates, things got even crazier. The drama escalated to a whole new level with passive-aggressive dishwashing and silent goodbyes. But hey, who needs real-life drama when you can experience all the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server?

So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing more wild than the gameplay is the players themselves, join us now! Just remember, don’t be surprised if you end up doing all the work and getting called lazy by your virtual housemates. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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BurgerBlockers

toppings, Unhealthy, lack of seasoning, BurgerBlockers, undercooked

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is home to the most mischievous group of players who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other. One time, someone replaced all the cows in the game with pigs, just to see the chaos unfold. Another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and claimed it was the server’s new mascot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks to a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, you never know what you’ll come across on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

ruined dinner, smp, too little cheese, wrong toppings, ruined pizza

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

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Pixelated Racists

Diversity, SELF AWARENESS, prejudice, self-perception, self-acceptance

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

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ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

dancing, Wasted, desirability, Unattractive, self esteem

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

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Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

angry face, unironic, emotion, INTENSE, Epic

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

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Crafty LOLz Server 😛

Server, lolz, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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HazelGoldHoneyCraft

tawny, GOLD, eye color question, eye color choices, eye color variations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

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PurrCraft: Meow <3

meow, PurrCraft, lt3

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

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PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

PC Gaming, graphics, screen resolution, Development, Gaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

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