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  • SMP_BadJob Minecraft SMP

    SMP_BadJob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the worst job you’ll have is mining for diamonds all day! Trust us, it’s way better than cleaning up after creepers or dealing with zombie pigmen in the Nether.

    Our server is full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. Another time, a group of players tried to ride pigs into battle against an army of skeletons – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So if you’re looking for a job that’s anything but boring, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server with your epic builds and daring escapades. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDisappointments

    BlockyDisappointments
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6086
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional block stacker, only to realize it’s just a bunch of squares? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies without any of the disappointment!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be able to mine through bedrock like butter. Or, challenge your friends to a build-off competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week (don’t worry, we provide the chicken suit).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a boring old job when you can stack blocks and party with creepers all day long?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5831
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Farms Harvested: 224 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Magic Items Found: 6657
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Ores Mined: 5362
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1021
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Votes: 3014
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6662
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Votes: 3441 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 294
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5044
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Votes: 6316 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 677
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 114 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 776
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Animals Bred: 55

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    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    mc.alarada-fantasy.ru

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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5468
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 667899 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6162
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

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