Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!
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BlockyBedDisaster
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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.
And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!
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CreeperCrafter69
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And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?
So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!
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Phobos SMP: Where Fear and Vanilla Beans Collide!
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Phobos SMP Overview Version v1.20.6/v1.21 Launch Date June 3rd, 2024 Discord Join Discord Frequently Asked Questions
What do we have to offer?
- 2 Entirely new custom bosses
- Exciting new one-per-world legendary weapons to compete for
- No mods
- An active welcoming community
- Lore to build off of
- A whitelist to keep the server safe
- A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
- Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
- Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
- All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel
I joined the Discord, what now?
Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!
Who can join Phobos SMP?
We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!
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XenoCraft LOLz
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Forget about elemental combos, we’ve got something even better – explosive sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into a giant disco party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the insanity that awaits you. Who needs Xenoblade 3 when you’ve got us?
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MossyCraft: Where even the rustiest blocks can still be hilarious!
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Welcome to Rusted Moss, the only Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-plated llama, who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a lightsaber. True story!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Nether rollercoaster, where you’ll zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireball-shooting ghasts. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart tight!
So why wait? Join Rusted Moss today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!
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Iron Belly Survival: Where griefing is semi-acceptable, just like your mom’s cooking! 1.20.6 with a tiny world!
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Minecraft Server Name Iron Bars Server Type Semi-Anarchy Rule No hacking World Border 2000 blocks IP Address 135.148.137.142:25744 Discord https://discord.gg/7wrB4rd9 FAQ
Q: What is the server type?
A: Iron Bars is a Semi-Anarchy server with the only rule being no hacking.
Q: Is there a world border on the server?
A: Yes, there is a world border at 2000 blocks.
Q: How fresh is the world on the server?
A: The server was founded recently, so the world is still fresh and now would be a great time to join and get ahead of the game!
Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?
A: The server is running version 1.20.6.
Q: Is it possible to build a community on the server?
A: Yes, the server is great for building a community while still being at risk anywhere you build.
Q: Can I destroy other players’ structures on the server?
A: Yes, everything else is fair game on the server, so you can destroy everybody else’s fun.
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USbros WTF Minecraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.
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LiesCraft: Where even the creepers can’t keep a straight face!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your dream castle out of chocolate blocks and defend it from an army of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!
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Fabulous Miners
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I decided to bring an old project of mine back to life. Fabulous Miners is a simple SMP server that works on both Java & Bedrock focused on providing a non-toxic, friendly experience.
We have levels 1-20 you can level up through by completing different tasks such as mining X amount of blocks, breeding X amount of animals, crafting certain items and so on.The server has an economy with a server shop that buys common/farmable items from you so that you can make an income, players are also able to make chest shops to sell items to other players.
There are so many more features that I know from experience that 99% of Minecraft players love. If you’re looking for a new place to call home, then please don’t hesitate to apply and give the server a chance!
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TERRAFORMING YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT SERVER [smp] [roleplay]
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Terraforming Mars Have you ever dreamed of playing Minecraft but on Mars? Then this server might be your best choice! You are stranded on planet Mars with little resources and have to survive and develop, similar to skyblock. We aim to terraform the surface of Mars.
This server offers:
- Huge open Mars map (20k x 10k + Phobos and Deimos)
- Jobs Plugin – Towny Plugin (Grief protections)
- Skills plugin to level up at various skills (e.g. Mining, Fighting)
- Custom recipes for otherwise unobtainable things on Mars
- Bedrock compatibility and more!
This server is on version 1.20.4
Discord Server: Join our Discord
Server-IP: play.survivalmars.net
Port: 29966
Bedrock-IP: 45.81.232.250
Dynmap: http://map.survivalmars.net/
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Can I play on this server on Minecraft Java Edition?
A: Yes, the server is Java Edition compatible.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, make sure to follow the server rules which can be found on the Discord server or on the server itself.
Q: How can I join the server’s Discord server?
A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.
Q: Is there a specific theme or goal in this Minecraft server?
A: The main goal of this server is to terraform Mars and develop your skills and resources to survive on the planet.
Q: How often is the server updated with new features or content?
A: Updates and new features are regularly added to the server to keep the gameplay fresh for all players.
Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?
A: Yes, you can join or create a team with other players to collaborate and work together towards surviving and terraforming Mars.
Q: Are there any special events or challenges on the server?
A: Special events and challenges are periodically held on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.
Q: Is there any specific resource pack or shader required to play on this server?
A: No, there are no specific resource packs or shaders required to play on this server. However, you are free to use them if you prefer.
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Blocky Booboo Builders
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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles.
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their rebellion or fight against them? The choice is yours.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. But beware, the Diamond Pig is also known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fans in a whole new level! #1870
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. We’ve got more mods and patches than you can shake a diamond sword at.Join us and experience the thrill of battling through dungeons and conquering epic quests. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’re always ready to welcome new players with open arms (and maybe a few potions of healing).
But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming games like “The Legend of Heroes Kai no Kiseki – Farewell O Zemuria.” You’ll be so hyped, you’ll be mining diamonds in your sleep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than the drama in the Enderman community.