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Disappointing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or filling their inventories with nothing but dirt blocks.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of superhero moderators who swoop in to save the day and restore order to the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky world!

Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

NoSleepMC – Minecraft Server

aita, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, houseguests, individual relationships, Minecraft, nephew’s father, NoSleepMC, parenting, prioritizing relationships, rebuilding relationships, Resentment, Server, stepchildren, stepmother, Therapy, widower

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a therapy session for dysfunctional families, except with more creepers and less emotional baggage.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Just like how George navigates his relationship with Eric, you’ll have to navigate your way through treacherous terrain and build strong bonds with your fellow players.

And if you ever feel like you’re in over your head, just remember that at least your family drama doesn’t involve exploding green monsters. So come join us on our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction in the world of Minecraft!

LazyCraftDinnerNight

appreciation, Budget, burritos, Chef, complaining, Cooking, cooking classes, cooking rules, Dinner, Effort, family, Grandparents, LazyCraftDinnerNight, Negativity, showing off, Siblings, summer camp, Support, Tacos, ungrateful, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cooking skills are put to the test! Join us and show off your culinary creations to your fellow players. Just like in this family, you’ll have to cook a dinner for everyone once a week – but don’t worry, we won’t judge you like OP’s family did!

We encourage creativity in the kitchen, whether you want to make burritos, tacos, pizzas, burgers, or even pasta with veggies (yes, we love veggies here!). And if your siblings and parents start complaining, just slap some boiled veggies, potatoes, and meat on a plate with no sauce – they’ll soon realize how good they had it before!

Join our server and prove your cooking skills to your family and friends. Who knows, you might even become the next top chef in Minecraft! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the delicious meals you create. See you there!

MineJail Minecraft Server

arrest, behind bars, Convict, crime, criminal, criminal justice system, go to jail, Guilty, incarceration, Jail, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal trouble, locked up, Minecraft, MineJail, Prison, punishment, reason, Sentence, Server, username

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

CraftyCheaterz

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, confronting a cheating partner, coping with infidelity, CraftyCheaterz, Deceit, dishonesty, Emotional distance, hidden messages, Infidelity, lack of communication, late nights, long tail: how to catch a cheater, lying.., rebuilding trust after cheating, relationship issues, secret phone calls, secretiveness, signs of cheating, signs of cheating in a long distance relationship, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, Trust, unexplained absences, unfaithful

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	4641
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Votes:	171
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	4353	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are your diamonds mysteriously disappearing from your chest? Is someone building secret love nests with other players in your realm? Are there suspiciously heart-shaped tunnels leading to another player’s base? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then it’s time to join our Minecraft server! We have anti-cheating plugins that will catch any sneaky players trying to cheat on you. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back if anyone tries to pull a fast one on you. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters once and for all!

ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, ChickenCowFlu, chickens, Cows, disease transmission, Epidemic, global health, health crisis, humans, infection, Infectious Disease, Livestock, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, Poultry, public health, Server, Transmission, Virus, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	4211	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

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LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!

WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!

WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! 🦆🐓🐖🦇🐒🤪

HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Votes:	3369
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom

HawkingCraft: The Voice of Genius

ALS, Artificial Intelligence, assistive technology, audiobooks, Author, Communication, computerized speech, disability, GENIUS, groundbreaking research, HawkingCraft, inspiration, physicist, robotics, scientist, stephen hawking, Technology, theoretical physics, VOICE, voice synthesis

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2465	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

join dis server if u want to have a chance to play minecraft with stephen hawking!!! yep, u heard that right, the man himself is gonna be playing on our server, imagine the epic builds he could create with his super smart brain!!! plus, he can still voice all of his own audiobooks while playing, so u can listen to him narrate his own adventures in real time!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and game with the legend himself!!!

NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!

PocketCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PocketCraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	3040
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5014
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

The owner of the server “PocketCraft” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pocketcraft.mineserver.xyz

Tomo-slowly SMP [vanilla ice cream]

Community, cream, Creative, Diamond, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Ice, Land Claims, located, Mobarena, original, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, select, Server, smp, Survival, Tomoslowly, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1756
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life. We aim to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond based economy and no land claims. We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are located in France.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft do you run?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	We are located in France.
Do you have a diamond-based economy?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy to preserve the original feel of Minecraft.
Do you allow land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.