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Disappointing Foreplay

  • BlockyBedDisappointment

    BlockyBedDisappointment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

    DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a majestic castle, only to have it blown up by a group of mischievous creepers. Or maybe you fancy embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a chest at spawn all along.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community events, of course! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous costume parties, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BandLoverMinecraftSMP

    BandLoverMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, do I have a story for you! So, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place ever. Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans we get up to. One time, we all decided to have a battle royale with nothing but diamond pickaxes. It was insane, bro. And then, get this, we found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. I know, right? And the best part is, our favorite band, the Creeper Crushers, actually performed a live concert for us in the Nether. It was lit, fam. So, if you want to join in on the madness and have the time of your life, you gotta come check out this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BandCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose a favorite band again because our custom music plugin will play all your favorite tunes while you mine and build! Imagine crafting to the sweet sounds of a kazoo cover of Metallica’s greatest hits. It’s a musical experience like no other! So come join us and rock out while you dig deep into the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

    ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is so epic, even zelenskiy would give up his presidency for it! imagine that, bro! u gotta join this server cuz the vibes are so chill, u’ll feel like u in a peaceful ukraine. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the community is lit af, u won’t find a better group of players anywhere else. come join us and be part of something legendary, just like zelenskiy giving up his presidency for peace. u won’t regret it, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChinaCraft Embassy FunLand

    ChinaCraft Embassy FunLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MEGA-EMBASSY BUT FOR MINECRAFT LOVERS! CHINA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT A 600,000 SQUARE-FOOT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

    JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC CONGRESS OF MINECRAFTERS! WE SOUND THE ALARM FOR FUN AND ADVENTURE!

    RARE INTERVENTION, YOU SAY? MORE LIKE RARELY BORING ON THIS SERVER! COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND DOMINATE LIKE A TRUE MINECRAFT BOSS!

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS INSANE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE MOST LIT SERVER IN TOWN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelLove Matchmaking

    PixelLove Matchmaking

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a non-smoker in the dating world! our players get all da video chat invites cuz dey smell fresh like flowers. boys on dis server be sliding into dem DMs, starting video chats, planning offline dates, and making all da dating moves. if u wanna be da king of da dating game, dis server is where u gotta be! come join us and find ur true love in da pixelated world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AetheriumNetwork

    AetheriumNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Aetherium Network – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Survive. Build. Dominate. Aetherium Network is a thrilling SMP where every battle counts!, build amazing creations, and climb to the top of the leader board.

    Features: Active Staff Active Community – Friendly players & competitive PvP! Custom shop with ranks and crates! Events & Rewards – Compete for epic prizes! No Pay-to-Win – Skill is all that matters! AND SO MUCH MORE!

    JAVA & BEDROCK CROSSPLAY

    aetheriumnetwork.com:17474

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minefive server minecraft

    Minefive server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “Minefive” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    MineFive.aternos.me:18254

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmartieSMP

    SmartieSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About the Server We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
    Seasonal Switches We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
    What You Can Expect Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our Discord server using the following link: Discord Link
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, the server is kept as close to vanilla as possible with no interfering plugins or mods.
    Is PvP and stealing allowed on the server? Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed, but the focus is on survival and community building.
    How often does the server reset? The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP