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XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	6700	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Votes:	1280	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4627
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5984

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8652	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3230

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ores Mined:	2353	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	562	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!