The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

outdated design, Terrible, improvements needed, user interface, Feedback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

not playing, Disappointment, ruined enjoyment, no longer playing, ruined gameplay

Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

Quirm SMP 18+ Fun Vanilla Chat

Chat, vanilla gameplay evolution, friendship-focused gameplay, Immersive Multiplayer Experience, Thriving Online Community

Quirm SMP 18+ [Vanilla]

Welcome to Quirm! 🎮

Server Info:

Version: 1.21.7
Type: Vanilla
Chat: Proximity-Chat
Access: Whitelist
Launch Date: July 25, 2025

Join Our Discord: Click Here

Why Quirm? Tired of fake "Vanilla" servers that flop? Quirm is the real deal! 💖 This server keeps it classic while adding cool Quality-of-Life perks. No big changes, just fun with friends!

Server Features:

🗡️ Core-Protected: Grief? Fixed in minutes!
🌍 Active Community: 20-30 players on weekends!
⚡ Discord Chat: Talk in-game and on Discord!
🕹️ New Season: Kicks off on July 25, 2025.
🔷 Strictly Vanilla: Keep it classic!

Our Rules:

Chill vibes only! We want a grown-up crowd.
No griefing, stealing, or being mean. Just play nice!

Come join the fun and make some friends! 🎉

PrCoalSMP: Clash & Craft 18+

Dynamic Player Alliances, clash, collaborative building projects, Unique World Border Challenges, intense PvP battles

PrCoalSMP

Type: Vanilla SMP Age: 18+ Platform: Java Access: Whitelisted Community: Yes Version: Any Mode: Survival

About the Server

World Size: 2500×2500
Play Style: Close-knit, fun, and a bit wild
Drama: Clans, fights, and pals
Ender Dragon: Still alive! Plenty of time to catch up
Community: Friendly and welcoming
New Server: Great time to join

Join the Fun!

Perfect for folks who like a mix of chaos and story in their survival games. Come be part of the fun!

Discord: Join Us!

Malarmis Realm: Fish & Brew Fun!

Semi Vanilla, Community Events, ”’Towny Adventures, Survival Strategies, custom biomes exploration

🌟 Welcome to Malarmis! 🌟

Malarmis is a fun Cross-play Minecraft server for all. It gives you a cool towny vibe.

Features:

🏰 Towny: Claim land, make a nation, and grow big! Start your town with just $250.
💰 Economy: Spend your cash on cool stuff at spawn and claim your first town. Sell ores and fish to earn more!
🎣 Custom Fishing: Catch more than just cod and salmon! Find crates with loot too!
🏯 Custom Structures: Explore dungeons in the world and in the nether!
🍺 Brewery: Make drinks that give you funny effects!
🔥 Incendium: New Nether with 8 biomes, 9 structures, and fresh mobs! Terrain is wild with tall mountains and twisty caves!

Join the fun and meet cool folks! Use:

🔑 /voucher redeem freediamonds for 10 free diamonds!
🔑 /voucher redeem Welcome for a starter set!

Join us on Discord: Discord Link

Chill Vibes SMP Public 🌍🎮

family-friendly atmosphere, Redstone Engineering Hub, Lag-Free Gameplay Zone, Public, seasonal events and activities

🌍 Welcome to CHILL SMP! 🎮

A cozy spot for all Minecraft fans! This server is for both Java and Bedrock players.

🛠️ Server Type:

💎 100% Vanilla Survival No pay-to-win, no crazy plugins. Just pure Minecraft fun!

🌐 IP & Port:

Java Edition: in3.hostrium.tech:25565
Bedrock Edition: IP: in3.hostrium.tech Port: 25565

💬 Why Join CHILL SMP?

Perfect for builders, redstone pros, or anyone who wants to chill with friends.

🎉 Features:

✔ Friendly & active community
✔ Crossplay (Java & Bedrock)
✔ Lag-free play
✔ Simple rules, no griefing
✔ 24/7 uptime

🤝 Need Help?

Join our Discord to meet the crew! Join Discord

Come chill with us on CHILL SMP! Your new home in survival awaits! 🌿🪓

Chatty@Home SMP 21+ Modded

smp, community-driven gameplay, Mature Audience Focus, SMP Adventure Awaits, Mature Gamers Network

Welcome to Chatty@Home SMP!

This is a chill place for older gamers, mostly 30+. We came from the ScaRy’s Shugashack forums known as “The Chatty,” which started in the late 90s. We moved to Discord about 8 years ago. Our Minecraft server has been running since 2010, and we want to grow our crew!

Server Info:

Type: Modded
Whitelist: Yes
Version: 1.21.5
Platform: Java
Style: Vanilla+
Age: 21+

We run a custom Fabric Modpack called Transformed Storage. It adds some cool storage options, new biomes, and a few nice mods. We plan to move to 1.21.7 once some mods get updated.

The world got reset in June 2025, so it’s still fresh and mostly untouched!

Join Us!

If you want to join our SMP, please fill out this Application. More info is on the app page and our Discord link is there too!

Wither-Rose SMP | Chill Vibes 🌹

Fun Social Interactions, mature player interactions, diverse gameplay styles, Engaging Multiplayer Dynamics, vibrant community events

🌟 Wither-Rose SMP | 1.21.4 Java 🌟

Whitelisted • 17+ • LGBTQ+ Friendly

Server Features:

✅ Whitelisted only
✅ Bluemaps
✅ Simple Voice Mod
✅ Minor datapacks (e.g., sand → red sand)
✅ Chill, mature 17+ community
✅ LGBTQ+ friendly
✅ Creative, long-term gameplay

No matter if you’re a mega builder or just here to vibe, if you’re nice and keen to make stuff with others, you’re welcome! Just a heads up, we want active peeps. No need to log in every day, just once a week to keep the fun going!

💬 Message for Invite & Info

Boring’s Paradise 24/7 Vanilla

Creative Building Competitions, Vanilla, long-term server stability, exploring game updates., Minecraft server management

Borings Paradise [Vanilla]

Server Type: Survival Max Players: 70 Version: 1.21.7 Uptime: 24/7

Server Info

Address:
- las-prague.gl.joinmc.link
- 147.185.221.29:5617

Hosting: Runs on playit.gg

Note

Please be cool and don’t crash the server. Let’s keep it fun for everyone!

God Bidoof Cobblemon Fun!

smp, Active Member Engagement, engaging server dynamics, Inclusive Gaming Community, Fun

🐾 God Bidoof Server Info 🐾

Server Type: Modded Modpack: Cobblemon Version: 1.21.1 Access: Whitelist

Join the Fun!

They just kicked off last week and need more pals! Right now, there are 8 active members. The goal is to hit 12.

What’s in Store?

Heavy Modpack: Tons of cool stuff!
Cobblemon Add-Ons: Catch ’em all!
Tech Mods: Get your gadgets ready!

Community Vibes

Active Discord: Voice chat is a must!
Goofy Group: Expect laughs and fun!

Hit them up if you wanna join!

Disappointing Changes

Quirm SMP 18+ [Vanilla]

Server Features:

Our Rules:

PrCoalSMP

About the Server

Join the Fun!

🌟 Welcome to Malarmis! 🌟

Features:

🌍 Welcome to CHILL SMP! 🎮

🛠️ Server Type:

🌐 IP & Port:

💬 Why Join CHILL SMP?

🎉 Features:

🤝 Need Help?

Welcome to Chatty@Home SMP!

Server Info:

Join Us!

🌟 Wither-Rose SMP | 1.21.4 Java 🌟

Server Features:

💬 Message for Invite & Info

Borings Paradise [Vanilla]

Note

🐾 God Bidoof Server Info 🐾

Join the Fun!

What’s in Store?

Community Vibes