CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	3904
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Votes:	8927
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Pet4LifeCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and your pet will not only live the same amount of time as you, but they will also gain the ability to talk and build their own virtual pet kingdom within the game! Imagine logging on to find your furry friend ruling over a majestic castle made entirely of bones and catnip. Plus, all players who join will receive a magical pet potion that allows them to transform into their favorite animal in real life for 24 hours. So say goodbye to boring old human form and hello to a day of frolicking as a majestic unicorn or mischievous monkey! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pet paradise in Minecraft.

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!

iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!

plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4302	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	6771	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	332295

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!

We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

LovebirdMineCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	160	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Items Found:	6464
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Votes:	3161
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

InstaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Details

Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

About Us

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

What’s New

Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.

Features

Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are

Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has InstaCraft been around?	InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong.
What is the vision of InstaCraft?	InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
What are some key features of InstaCraft?	Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay.
How can I join InstaCraft?	You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord.
Are there rules in place on InstaCraft?	While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	7630	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes (7.05) include updates like adding flying pigs and exploding chickens – because why not?

Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

IntimidatingCopsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	109
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are the police in your country so intimidating that you’d rather escape to a Minecraft SMP where the only law enforcement is a pack of wild wolves? Join us for a chance to live in a world where the only handcuffs are made of pixelated blocks and the only crime is not building epic structures. Say goodbye to real-life police drama and hello to virtual adventures where the only sirens you hear are from creepers exploding. So come on, join us and leave your fear of the police behind in the dust… or should I say, in the pixelated blocks!

Potion Purge Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	192
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	175702
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where throwing away expired medications is considered a crime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate the heroes who take charge of their medicine cabinets!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community that values cleanliness and organization, even if it means making a hilarious video of yourself throwing away cough drops and Ibuprofen. Who knew cleaning out the medicine cabinet could cause so much drama?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure where throwing away expired medications is the ultimate act of rebellion. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take charge of your medicine cabinet, no matter the consequences!

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