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CraftyMineLaughs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to build the ultimate diamond castle! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve narrowly escaped being spit on by a llama while frantically placing blocks to protect yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!

FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

80s sitcoms, 80s tv shows, Banks family, family connections, family ties, Familycraft, fictional families, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, Keaton family, KeatonBanksUnited, long lost relatives, Michael J. Fox, shared universe, sitcom families, The Banks, The Keatons, TV crossovers, TV families, TV trivia, Will Smith

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5089	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

BagCraft Server – #5770

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine battling against giant hovercrafts and taking on total assault missions that will test your skills to the limit. And don’t even get us started on the joint firing drills – you’ll be shooting your way to victory in no time!

But that’s not all, we’ve got 2x lessons and scrimmages that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “diamond sword”. And let’s not forget about the 2x commissions that will have you rolling in virtual currency like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	960996	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Survival, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

8dkg.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, controversial relationships, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, holiday drama, judgment, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, relationships, sister drama, sister-in-law, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	85
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

Active players, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Discord, Economy, Existence, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, HARD, java, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Mining, Modded, Modpack, Questioning, Redstone, smp, survival server, Transport, voice chat, weather

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.