yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape reality like slovak prime minister fico did when he disappeared after visiting the kremlin but was actually chillin in a fancy hotel in vietnam. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that lets u pull off epic disappearing acts like that? plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. join now and let’s make some wild memories together!
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KremlinEscapeCraft
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HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!
so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.
like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?
so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!
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Vanilla Survival: Where griefing is frowned upon, but your diamond stash mysteriously disappears!
sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience
IP corn.gg Bedrock Port 19132 Region NA East sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
- Survive and Thrive: Bringing back the old-school survival experience.
- PvP Without Crystals and Anchors: Disable crystal PvP in favor of traditional combat.
- Minimal Modifications: Enhancing gameplay without deviating from authentic feel.
- Trading-Based Economy: No economy plugins, rely on trading with other players.
- Boundless Exploration: No land claims, expansive world border for true freedom.
- Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent, monuments will never be reset.
Additional Features:
- TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers enabled for unique builds.
Join sVanilla Survival and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be played.
FAQ
Question Answer Are there economy plugins on the server? No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. Can I claim land on the server? No, there are no land claims. You have the freedom to explore and build anywhere. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of traditional combat methods. Will the map ever reset? No, the map is permanent and will never be reset.