But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.
like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?
so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a master architect and the PvP skills of a ninja warrior.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited creative mode abilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Andddddd it’s gone – just like your free time once you start playing on our server!
| IP | corn.gg |
|---|---|
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Region | NA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
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Join sVanilla Survival and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there are no land claims. You have the freedom to explore and build anywhere. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of traditional combat methods. |
| Will the map ever reset? | No, the map is permanent and will never be reset. |
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???
come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰
And get this, they have a whole section dedicated to posting photos of this random girl. Like, what even is that about? But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place to be.
Join now for a wild ride of building, exploring, and checking out some random girl’s pics. It’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness that you won’t want to miss. Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time.
Join our server and build a virtual Disney World for your kids to enjoy, right from the safety of your own home. No need to worry about pesky relatives trying to whisk them away on international trips without your consent. Plus, you can level up your education in Minecraft and take your kids on epic virtual trips whenever you want!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun and adventure. Because on our server, the only thing your kids will be running towards is their next Minecraft build, not some sneaky aunt trying to steal them away to Disney!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!