disappearing Minecraft Servers

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MeaninglessCraft

    MeaninglessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Disappearing Taxos Minecraft SMP

    The Disappearing Taxos Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TAXOS DISAPPEAROS, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into dirt just for laughs!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the base is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance a zombie pigman? Join TAXOS DISAPPEAROS and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Rainbow Sheep Unicorn?

    So what are you waiting for? Join TAXOS DISAPPEAROS today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they might just steal your socks when you’re not looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

    LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VanishingVillagers

    VanishingVillagers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Your sanity! And the only way to save it is by joining our Minecraft server!

    Embark on a wild adventure where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we gave them wings).

    Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

    But beware, the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced with a giant dancing panda who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MindCrafted: Cognitive Warfare Server

    MindCrafted: Cognitive Warfare Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the secrets of NATO’s “Cognitive Warfare” document and used it to create the most mind-bending gameplay experience you’ll ever encounter.

    Join us as we navigate through a world where the internet is slowly disappearing, videos are being scrubbed from YouTube, and search results are vanishing without a trace. But fear not, because on our server, we have harnessed the power of this mysterious document to create a virtual world unlike any other.

    Embark on quests that will challenge your perception of reality, build structures that defy the laws of physics, and engage in battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

    VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 10YearOldMeVsNow

    10YearOldMeVsNow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

    Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LobbyBlockersCraft

    LobbyBlockersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WestCoastCraft

    WestCoastCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

    we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

    we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

    so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP