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Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

aggression, Behavior, blocky, bragging, bros, Btches, collide, Communication, comparison, Competition, Conflict, disadvantageous, disadvantages, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, gender, Human nature, Minecraft, mock, Psychology, relationships, Server, social dynamics, Stereotypes, vindictive, Women, Worthless

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Farms Harvested:	987	Treasure Maps Found:	11

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	139

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	600
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

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