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DadVsDadDrugWar

Cancer surgery, cancer survivor, cocaine addict, DadVsDadDrugWar, disability privileges, disabled license, disabled parking, disabled score, disabled services, disabled spot, drug abuse, drug dealer, drug problem, habit changes, high school, highschoolers, hospital worker, miracle recovery, modified intestine, parking abuse

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	988	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Emeralds Found:	8979	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	8470

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Enchantments Applied:	87
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	4333	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	3294
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	191	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!