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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5224 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.