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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9763 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5973 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.