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Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	6707	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty McCraftFace: Where Blah Blah Blah is the Only Rule!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to become best friends with a talking llama who will guide you through quests to find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave.

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1806	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	353	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	164	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	667929	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1115

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	2214	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	2420	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Crops Grown:	8156	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5772

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
New Chunks Explored:	60047	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!