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GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	321
Star Shards Collected:	73	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	21

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2901
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!