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NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	4567
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchantments Applied:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3672
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ores Mined:	1625	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crops Grown:	5188
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4994

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!