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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Crops Grown:	7590
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Emeralds Found:	5351
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	142296	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	8046
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

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Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
New Chunks Explored:	615514	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3251

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2887	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!