Dirty Session Records – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server
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so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!

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GazaVaxDelivery25K
coordinates, crisis management., Delivery, emergency response, FEARS, gaza, GazaVaxDelivery25K, global health, humanitarian crisis, Infectious Disease, international aid, Israel, medical supplies, MIDDLE EAST, outbreak, polio vaccine, Prevention, public health, vaccination, vaccination campaign, Vials
come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

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The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

HeroCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is in desperate need of a hero!
Join us and embark on epic quests to save the land from evil mobs and treacherous villains. Use your Minecraft skills to build mighty fortresses, slay dragons, and uncover hidden treasures.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches within?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the adventure of a lifetime! This server needs a hero, and that hero could be you.

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Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block
BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp
Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.
But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.
So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

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CancerCraft Minecraft Server
anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?
So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

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Banhammered: No Racism Allowed
Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games
Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.
Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

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TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP
Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

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CreeperDateDisaster
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Are you tired of swiping left on Hinge and only finding creepers and weirdos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad dates again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hunks and babes just waiting to build a blocky romance with you. Say goodbye to awkward coffee dates and hello to epic adventures in the world of blocks! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a jilted player who will haunt anyone who tries to catfish or ghost their fellow gamers. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places – a Minecraft server!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing, political tension, russia, Server, territorial expansion, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War, world news, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer land like zelenskyy conquers kursk! we have taken over so much territory, you won’t believe your eyes! fight alongside ukrainian forces in our ongoing battle for domination! build your own empire and show those pesky enemies who’s boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

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