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SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Chores, cleaning up, cooking for herself, entitled, entitled to food, entitled to soda, Frustration, home alone, locked in room, Minecraft, no responsibilities, refuse to cook, Server, spoiled brat, SpoiledBratsKitchen, upset parents., upset sister, Whining

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Votes:	8400
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	140
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	4667

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	2634
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7619
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!