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Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	3419
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

GreasePantsNoRide

Boyfriend, car cleanliness, car maintenance, car ride, car seats, cleanliness, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, deep fryer, dirty pants, grease stains, GreasePantsNoRide, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, punctuality, relationship argument, Time management, Transportation, work attire, work ethic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Farms Harvested:	821
Votes:	7693	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	108	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	210
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mines Excavated:	3449	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

1979, 1979Frosty, Arctic, atmospheric chemistry, Atmospheric Monitoring, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s atmosphere, Empire, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, Highest, highest level, LevelSince, measured, Measuredat, Ozone, ozone depletion, polar regions, Pollution, scientific research, Skyblock, UV radiation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

Active players, Allies, betray, Chaos, cream, discord community, escape spawn, Escaping Spawn, Factions, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Ip:, map size, meets, nether roof, No Duping, No hacking, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, Simply, starter base, Survival, Vanilla, Website, World Borders, youtube video

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.