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BlockyBanterMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

ReloadedGen | Live and Grow

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

What we can offer you with our server and what you can enjoy:

– Professional server [Version 1.8.x – 1.14.x]

– Little to no lag – Self-programmed own system – Helpful and competent team => Applications possible on our website in the forum – Family community – Constant development + improvements – Implementation of players’ ideas – Many different game modes – Cool events every now and then – Premium ranks don’t play a big role in the game _______________________________________________________

ReloadedGen.net

Loxotron

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Items Found:	8613
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1518	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786

Loxotron

Goldenabobus.topg.org:7777

Mansor Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	671649	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Mansor Network is a 1.8 Minecraft Server in development that is based on Hypixel’s Mega Walls/Sky Wars/Bed Wars.

mansor.anvil.pw

Nexly Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Votes:	8798
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	3609
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Nexly is a network that is home to remasters of many classic game modes. We focus on creating a top quality experience for our players with fun in mind.

We offer: – Super Smash Blocks – The Walls

IP: nexly.network Website: https://www.nexly.network/ Discord: https://discord.gg/TEfcDSb

nexly.network

Takeovermc

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Star Shards Collected:	195	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

An epic Minecraft server where players can unleash their creativity and embark on thrilling adventures. Join a vibrant community, explore unique worlds, and conquer exciting challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, TakeoverMC offers endless possibilities for fun and excitement. Join now and let the takeover begin!

play.takeovermc.net

Mystical Reign

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7981
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

ModPack is required to Join – https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-reign

Mystical Reign is a custom pack about having an adventure with friends or solo, as you explore the world you will find all sorts of creatures big and small, you may even come across a dragon or two, This pack is designed to be small yet fun with a few added favourites such as Pam’s Harvest Craft and Tinkers Construct.

During your adventures you will have the option to start your own colony, who will in turn work for you and help protect you. As you prepare to venture into the dungeons that await in the wilderness. Although this pack is currently small over time this may change as more mods may be added to the mix to enhance the game play for all players a like.

**Requires 4-6gbs Ram Allocated to run**

Official website – https://mysticalreign.enjin.com/ Official twitch streams – https://www.twitch.tv/rivahakushia/videos

mysticalreigns.ardentgaming.ca

PigCraft

Factions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Villages Defended:	20

This is a server, for people that likes Factions. Note taht this server is under development. Enjoy!

pigcraft.playerservers.com

Consertiasmp

multiplayer, Multiplayer Survival, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

ConsertiaSMP

We are a Minecraft SMP, with a lot of features:

CratesFree Ranks (With /rankup)Rewards (Daily, Weekly and Monthly)Daily QuestsStarter KitIngame storeSkillsAFK RewardsAnd more!

We have an own texture pack, you can download once you join our server!

play.consertia.nl

SinCorbataMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4838	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

SinCorbataMC is a Spanish-speaking server that preserves all the basic elements of common Minecraft, but for those players who complete the game quickly, there are advanced challenges with which the experience does not end in just a few days. There are custom mobs, unlockable weapons, purchasable swords, shops, warps, and more! Enter to play and ally yourself with a community always willing to help.

sincorbatamc.com

Empire mc

Cracked, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

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Empire.hbmc.net:25677