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BlockyBanterMC

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4321
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

SareeFreeZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, imagine this: you’re all set for your big wedding in the game, you’ve got your diamond armor ready, your enchanted sword polished, and you’re all geared up to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – your in-laws have gifted you a special diamond chestplate for the big day, and now you’re torn between wearing that or sticking to your trusty old armor.

Just like this player’s dilemma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and of course, epic battles against creepers and zombies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between two equally awesome diamond swords – the struggle is real, my friends.

So, come on over and join us for a wedding reception like no other. Who needs a fancy saree when you can dress up in pixelated armor and slay dragons with your new in-laws? Trust us, it’s going to be a blast – just make sure to RSVP before the Ender Dragon crashes the party!

CraftyCulinaryCouples

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8414	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape traditional family roles and expectations. No more being forced into the kitchen by jealous family members – on our server, everyone is equal and free to do whatever they please.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the pressure of family obligations. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? So come on, join our server and leave the drama behind!

DeoCraft: The Best Men’s Stick

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6335	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your stinky problems! Our server is like the best men’s deodorant – strong, reliable, and guaranteed to keep you fresh all day long (in Minecraft terms, that is). Join us and experience the sweet smell of success as you conquer epic quests, build amazing structures, and make friends with fellow players who definitely don’t smell like zombies. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stinky gameplay forever!

Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	2217
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!

Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

HorseSwimCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Votes:	6177
Potions Brewed:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

yOu gOtTa jOin tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR cUz LiKe hOrSeS aRe BeTtEr SwImMeRs ThAn SeAhOrSeS! yOu CaN rIdE tHeM iN tHe OcEaN aNd Do FlIpS aNd StUfF. aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE dOlPhInS, tHeY cAn Do BaCkFlIpS aNd SpInS aNd StUfF. aNd ThErE’s A sEcReT uNdErWaTeR cItY wItH mErMaIdS aNd TrEaSuRe ChEsTs FiLlEd WiTh DiAmOnDs AnD gOlD. sO cOmE jOiN tHiS cRaZy SeRvEr AnD eXpLoRe AlL tHe WiLd AnD wAcKy ThInGs It HaS tO oFfEr!

BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	614989
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

LuckyGem: Where AFK farming is the real grind, just like paying your taxes in real life.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Dragon Eggs Found:	5126	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

LuckyGem SMP Overview

New 1.21 map!

Description: LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Founded in 2020, we value active participation, building friendships, and having fun. Join us in growing together!

Server Type: Whitelisted Server

Version: Latest Minecraft Version

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

You must apply to play via our Discord. Put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

No, you can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy plugin on the server?

No, everyone is welcome to claim a stall and participate in our trust-based diamond economy.

Do you have a land claim plugin?

No, simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

What events and competitions can I participate in?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Everything on the server is built by players, for players. You can donate materials or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

Server Information

Active Discord: https://discord.gg/luckygem

Server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.