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Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Animals Bred:	63	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	57
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!