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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	158
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6799	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	413	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Votes:	847	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	6486	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	5829
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Mineflix & Chill

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

THE WORST SERVER IN MINECRAFT Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Capture, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, destroy, DISLIKEMS, donation items, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly, game modes, Grief, Griefersky, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Mini Games, Naruto, No Lags, No Registration, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sky pvp, Smartphone, Survival, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weak PCs, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, worst server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the DISLIKEMS server!

IP: dis.likemc.top | Store: a4craft.store

Supported versions:

1.8.X – 1.21.X

Recommended version: 1.19.4

What awaits you:

Survival – survive and build your world

Griefersky – destroy and capture

Sky PVP – fight on the clouds!

Why DISLIKES?

Unique plugins created just for us

Interactive smartphone with mini-games

Warm and friendly community

No lags even on weak PCs

Huge selection of game modes

Free donation items for all players

High online – there is always someone to play with!

Our server is not just a game. This is a community where everyone will find their place. Join and become part of DISLIKEMS!

dis.likemc.top

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEJITA, dirty talk, Domination, face sitting, fart domination, fart fantasy, fart fetish, fart on my face, fart queen, fart slave, fart worship, FARTING, fetish, gas mask, Humiliation, Isles, Kinky, mystic, Realm, role-play, Smothering, submissive, taboo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!