dirty humor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	818781	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ForgetTheCreeperz – Minecraft SMP

10. Past mistakes, 11. Embarrassing moments, 12. Personal history, 13. Unpleasant memories, 14. Regrettable knowledge, 15. Things you can’t unlearn, 16. Bad decisions, 17. Unfortunate truths, 18. Awkward situations, 19. Uncomfortable facts, 2. Ignorance, 20. Undesirable knowledge., 3. Knowledge, 4. Memories, 5. Mistakes, 6. Secrets, 7. Trauma, 8. Painful experiences, 9. Unwanted information, ForgetTheCreeperz, Minecraft, regrets, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	8961
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Emeralds Found:	4699
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you uncover is diamonds and dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll wish you could unknow all the crazy shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. Can you uncover the location and claim the loot for yourself? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to witness the unimaginable. Just be warned, you may never be able to look at llamas or creepers the same way again.

SmellCrafters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smell of victory as you conquer the pixelated world with your friends! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to another dimension where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most unforgettable smell of all – the sweet scent of adventure!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Backlash, BlockyBants, Community, Conflict, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Jewish group, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Participation, Politics, Pride Event, protest, Server, solidarity, uk

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	860	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeper500

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol u know what’s a major loss? not joining our minecraft server, cuz u miss out on all the fun and craziness! we got so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers.

join us and be part of the epic battles and insane adventures. we once had a player who built a giant chicken army and took over the entire server, it was clucking madness!

don’t be like russia and suffer a major loss, join our minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Minebay

ALLIGATORS, Cabbage, Cosmetics, crops, Custom, Custom Features, DROPS, Economy, eggplant, Fishing, Flamingos, Grizzly bears, Items, Lions, MCMMO, Mining, mobs, Pineapple, PvE, Rankups, Sharks, Survival, Textures, tomato

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	267	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

→ We have custom crops like tomato, pineapple, eggplant, cabbage and many more.

→ We have custom mobs like lions, alligators, flamingos, grizzly bears, sharks and many more.

→ We also have custom mining and fishing drops.

→ Over 300 new textures never seen before.

→ Progress with ingame rankups and unlock new features and cosmetics.

→ Join now!

play.minebay.net

Elemental SMP: Where the mods are modded and the survival is survivally pve

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Server Name	Elemental SMP
Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Modpack	Valhelsia 6
Status	LIVE
Core	Forge

Overview:

We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. Our server features a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up. With added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and more, there will always be something new to explore. We welcome community input and strive to create a long-lasting and enjoyable experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you must first be whitelisted. You can apply on our Discord server.
What modpack is the server using?	We are currently using Valhelsia 6.
How many active players are usually online?	We have an average of 5-10 active players online.
Is the server lag-free?	As a self-hosted server, we have full control over our hardware to ensure minimal lag.
Can I make suggestions for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome all community members to suggest and discuss ideas for the server.

Soul-Bond Haters Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Deception, deep connection, efficient love, emotional intimacy, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, hate, Haters, love dynamics, Magical Love, Manipulation, Minecraft, psy op, psychological warfare, rational love, relationships, Server, sex, societal norms, society, soul-bonds, SoulBond, spiritual bond

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	853
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of Magical Love over the boring old “rational efficient love” that society tries to push on us. Here, we believe in building relationships through enchanting adventures and pixelated romance.

Join us and defy the common psy-op that says you have to have sex before forming a deep spiritual bond. On our server, you’ll find that the true connection comes from mining diamonds together, battling mobs side by side, and building towering castles of love.

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll find a community of players who understand the true magic of love and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret heart-shaped diamond hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the power to make any player fall head over heels for you in-game.

Don’t fall for society’s lies about love – come join our Minecraft server and experience the true enchantment of Magical Love.

FrogpostingFamous in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	4900
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a famous frogposterAMA! That’s right, this legendary frogposter will regale you with tales of their epic meme battles and spicy hot takes on the latest frog-related drama.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Frog Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like lily pad hopping and fly catching. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of frog emojis!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Pepe Pig. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most frog-tastic community in all of Minecraft! 🐸🎉 #FrogLife #PepePigDreams

ToxicAuntShowdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures and no micromanaging aunts in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without anyone criticizing your building skills or table-setting abilities. No more being called lazy for wanting to delay your Minecraft university by two years – on our server, you set your own pace!

Join now and leave behind the drama of family gatherings where even the plates sharing is a big deal. Our server is drama-free and full of supportive players who will have your back, unlike some family members who choose to avoid drama instead of speaking up.

So, if you’re tired of being criticized for every little thing and want to escape the chaos of family drama, join our Minecraft server today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – you’re just a player looking to have a good time!

BdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	114596	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your grounded daughter and angry grandma.

Join us for a chance to blow out virtual candles without any musical mishaps, and receive tons of presents from our generous in-game community. Who needs a chocolate cake with whipped frosting when you can have a cheesecake castle in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being called an AH here, because on our server, we embrace the chaos and celebrate the craziness. So come on over and let loose with us – you won’t regret it!