dirty housemate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4823
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Animals Bred:	174	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2137

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7314	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	5466

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1382
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!