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Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	7610
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8129

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Animals Bred:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1073	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1388
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!