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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	1080
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

BlockWars: Polish Airspace Patrol

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between Poland and Russia in the sky!

our players are so dedicated to the cause that they will do anything to protect their airspace, even if it means taking down Russian targets with their bare hands!

join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos as we fight for our virtual homeland in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show those Russians who’s boss!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Votes:	2400
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Elite Cameraman is a highly skilled and experienced professional in the field of videography and photography. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for capturing the perfect shot, Elite Cameraman has worked on a wide range of projects, from commercials and music videos to documentaries and weddings. Their expertise and creativity make them a top choice for clients looking for exceptional visual content.

VAST

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

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ResortCraft: Where vanilla is just a suggestion

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7482
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012
IP	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?

A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.

Q: Can players create their own factions or communities on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.

Foodie Death Games Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take playing death games to a whole new level! Imagine waking up in a virtual manor, dressed as a maid, surrounded by other players in the same predicament. Your only goal? Survive deadly traps, blowguns, buzz saws, locked rooms, and weapons to put food on the table – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of competing in terrifying games while trying to outsmart your opponents. And if you think it’s strange to make a living this way at seventeen, well, so do we! But hey, who are we to judge? It’s all in good fun, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate death game champion! Just remember, it’s all in the name of survival…and maybe a little bit of madness.

The Diamond Pickaxe Society: Minecraft SMP – The Shitters of AEW’s Women’s Division

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	157	Emeralds Found:	5080
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division – where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.

So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!

CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a labor strike because they were tired of mining diamonds all day. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we fought back with our enchanted pickaxes and sent those unicorns packing! Now, we need YOU to join our epic quest for peace and diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those unicorns who’s boss!

TigerTamer’s DreamCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting mauled is your enemies, not you like that poor woman in australia. we promise no tigers will attack you while you build your dream world in minecraft. unless you count creepers as tigers, then watch out for those sneaky little buggers. but hey, at least you won’t end up like that lady in australia, am i right? so come on over and join us for some epic minecraft fun, where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a creeper. but hey, at least you won’t get mauled by a tiger, right?