Grab your lobsters and milkshake! Our Minecraft server is the only place where the moon sings lullabies to the cacti while we build golden spaghetti castles that teleport you to your ex’s laundry basket. Let’s roast marshmallows over the purple bonfire of emoticon despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Pools | Swim through the lava while screaming. Good for the skin, terrible for your sanity. Perfect for existential crises! |
| Talking Sheep | Meh, they tell the most confusing knock-knock jokes. Beware: they can predict your future, which is always wrong! |
| Zombie Disco Parties | Every Tuesday at 3AM, the undead twerk like it’s 1999! Perfect ambiance for crafting the ultimate sandwich. |
| Potato-Powered Time Travel Machines | Uses 47 potatoes to send you back to last Tuesday—where you forgot to wear pants! |
| Friendship Sprinkles | Randomly generated! They’re just tiny pieces of paper with your most secret fears written on them. Who needs friends when you have SHAME? |
“I screamed at a tree, and it screamed back. Now we’re best friends!”
“The river turned into jelly, and I became a jellyfish. Mom says my grades improved.”
“My sword once told me it wanted to be a toaster. I support its dreams.”
“Riding a pig in circles confined my life choices. 11/10 would cry again.”
As you embark on this ludicrous journey, remember: the spaghetti monster watches from the shadows. Should you dare to defy the sacred *Pantomime of the Toad*, prepare for consequences of ultra-gravity proportions. Your pet hamster knows your deepest secrets!
Join us, or be forever stuck in the laundry basket of fate!
First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.
But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.
So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.
Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.
So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!
Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!
Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.
So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ – he’s known for dropping some killer beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2025 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to get your hands dirty (literally)!
| IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.20.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers players a truly immersive and engaging gameplay experience. With a combination of classic Minecraft elements and RPG features, players have the freedom to explore, build, and engage in quests and dungeons with friends.
We’ve just added new visual effects to all class passive skills!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does the server use? | The server uses Java Version 1.20.1. |
| How many classes are available on the server? | There are 12 different classes to choose from on the server. |
| Are there dungeons to explore in the server? | Yes, there are 6 dungeons available for players to explore with friends. |
| Can players engage in quests? | Yes, there are tons of quests available for players to complete. |
From Lia, the master of mischief, to Utatane Nasa, the sleepwalking sensation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – they once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Fujikura Uruka, the queen of chaos, and Shisui Michiru, the prankster extraordinaire. And let’s not forget about Tenma Maemi, who once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!
Join us on this epic journey with Pipkin Pippa, the adventurer with a heart of gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kaneko Lumi, the mystical wizard who can summon lightning with a flick of her wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our outrageous crew!
Picture this: you and your best friend are all set to explore the wonders of Rio, only to find out that her shady boyfriend John decided to crash the party. But fear not, on our server, you can cancel that trip faster than you can say “unemployed pharmacist”.
Experience the thrill of making impulsive decisions and standing your ground against toxic relationships. Who needs a vacation in Rio when you can have a virtual getaway filled with excitement and chaos?
So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there, where cancelling plans is just the beginning of the wild ride. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of gamers ready to have your back? Let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “I cancelled that trip like a boss!”
Our server is filled with crazy love stories and matchmaking attempts that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place!
Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when siblings try to play matchmaker. Join now and see if you can navigate through the hilarious situations that arise when love and family collide in the virtual world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!
We got pigs flyin’ around like they’re tryna audition for the next Avengers movie, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide in the village square. The only rule on this server is that there are no rules, except for maybe don’t try to ride a llama off a cliff… trust me, it doesn’t end well.
Join us if you wanna experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the madness, my dude!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE |
|---|---|
| Description | Tired of seeing a multitude of servers swarming with kids? Join our adult community for stress-free Minecraft gaming! |
| Community Age | 6 years |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What kind of players are in the server? | All adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun Minecraft sessions. |
| What kind of atmosphere does the server promote? | A low-stress community where players take their time, think before acting, and have fun together. Respectful and grief-free environment. |
| What kind of plugins/data packs are used? | AFK Display, Zombie Flesh to Leather, Armour Statues, Coordinates HUD, Double Shulker Shells, Durability Ping, Mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Wandering Trades, BlueMap, Fast decay leaves, Death Coords, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Essentials, OpenInv. |
| How can I join the server? | Visit the Discord link provided or message the server admin with your Discord username. |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!