Dirthmouth Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: MoneyMakerMania – Will making stacks of cash help me cope with not being a blocky billionaire?

$200k/year, billionaire, blocky, Cash, cope, coping mechanisms, cute girl, emotional well being, Financial Security, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, large amounts of money, making, material possessions, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakerMania, personal growth, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stacks, STUDIES, success

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of not being a cute girl in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft SMP where money can buy you happiness and cuteness! We have a virtual economy that will make you richer than your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life happiness when you can have stacks on stacks of virtual diamonds? Join now and live your best cute girl life in Minecraft!

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, foster system, FosterCraft, future planning, Identity, Job Opportunities, mental health, Minecraft, name change, personal choice, professional future, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, Support, teenager, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crops Grown:	5828
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of a good name! Are you tired of being stuck with a name that holds you back in life? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer name-changing services to help you reach your full potential!

Just like Ryder, who was pressured by his foster parents to change his name to something more “sophisticated,” you too can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a cool username when you can have a professional-sounding one instead?

Join us and explore a world where your name truly matters. Who knows, maybe changing your Minecraft name will lead you to new opportunities and success beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t be stuck with a name that makes you cringe like Ryder’s foster mom – join our server and start afresh with a name that screams success!

So, are you ready to leave your old name behind and embrace a new identity in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the name-changing madness begin! Remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit when it comes to finding the perfect name for your virtual self. See you there, Ryans and Ryders alike!

DiaperDutyDilemma

caregiving responsibilities, DiaperDutyDilemma, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling like an asshole, handling family obligations, learning to care for younger sibling, looking after younger brother, navigating family dynamics, personal boundaries, personal discomfort, Potty training, refusing to change diaper, setting boundaries, sibling care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, uncomfortable with bodily fluids, uncomfortable with bodily functions, uncomfortable with nether region

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of dealing with dirty diapers and potty training drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you never have to wipe anyone’s bum, not even your little brother’s! We understand the struggle of dealing with nether regions, so come escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any messy clean-up duties. Plus, we have a strict “no nappy changing” policy to ensure a poop-free environment for all players. So come join us and leave the dirty work behind!

TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitism, celebration, diplomatic response, diplomatic scandal, discrimination, extremism, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, october 7, Palestinian, political controversy, prejudice, Propaganda, Radicalism, Senior diplomats, Server, spreading hate, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.

Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!

RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	343296

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Pixel Pals: Nature’s Connection

Altruism, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperating, ecological awareness, Empathy, environmental psychology, Helping, Human Connection, mental health, mindfulness, Nature, nature therapy, Natures, outdoor activities, PALS, PIXEL, prosocial behavior, self-transcendence, sense of self, Social Interaction, well-being

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1748	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	821635	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	102
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about getting in touch with nature, man.

When you join our server, you will feel a sense of self-transcendence like never before. You will feel connected to something larger than yourself, like a giant blocky tree or a majestic pixelated mountain. And guess what? This feeling of connection will make you want to help and cooperate with others.

So come join us on this wild ride of nature and self-transcendence. Who knows, you might even start seeing your fellow players as fully human beings instead of just blocky avatars. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, baby!

2020s Craze Minecraft Server

2020s, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, CRAZE, Decade, future planning, goals, halfway through, life goals, life milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, Server, success, Time management

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1020
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Votes:	7807	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of wasting away in the real world while everyone else is out there building epic structures and fighting off creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from a life of mediocrity!

Join our server and become the master of your own virtual universe. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can be the king of a pixelated kingdom?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a wild herd of pixelated llamas?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life. Because let’s face it, the real world can wait.

/AnthroCraft SMP – Males vs Females #3264

7834non, A Lotus By Any Other Name, A Story I Suppose, Anthrocraft, Broken Sanctuary, Ensuring Loyalty, Fairytail Chronicles, Females, Fortnut, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Fritewag, hmofa, HomeTome, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, Jixijenga, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, Males, manhunt, Mature and Comforting, Media, misc, Missed a thread., Mountlear, MrFanMan42, Neton, New Years Whoopee, Previous thread, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Stories, Story Masterbin, Story Update List, STRONG, Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, The Goat Women Article, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheHonorableAjax, WageCage, word filter, writing guides, Young and Spritely

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land in a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for the “Fortnut” edition, where we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!

Why should you join this crazy SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have New Years Whoopee events that will blow your mind, Ensuring Loyalty quests that will test your loyalty to the server, and Induction ceremonies that will make you feel like a true member of the pack!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into epic stories like “The Frost On Her Feathers” where anthros battle the elements, “A Story I Suppose” where anything can happen, and “The Goat Women Article” that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us for Manhunt challenges, Survivors of a Shattered World adventures, and Loveless Incantation spells that will leave you spellbound! And don’t forget about The Tales of Prince Anonymous, Sanguine Dusk battles, and The Fairytail Chronicles that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows what insane stories and epic quests await you in this crazy world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, Communication, control, Cosmetics, CraftyCouples, decoration, Fragrance, Gifts, Help, Interference, Keys, love language, Minecraft, overstepping, personal space, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Suggestions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6247
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build your own empire without anyone interfering? Join our server for the ultimate independence experience! No more boyfriends rearranging your virtual furniture or suggesting unnecessary kitchen supplies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.

Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.

Don’t let anyone shake nervously over spare keys on our server – it’s all about you and your building skills. So if you’re tired of being told where to place your virtual chair or which fragrance to use, join our server now and build to your heart’s content. Because in this world, it’s all about you, baby!

FryFailsGrandpaCraft

aita, communication breakdown, cooking from scratch, cooking skills, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, feeling inadequate, feeling misunderstood, french fries, FryFailsGrandpaCraft, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, learning new skills, parental expectations, summer vacation, teenage struggles, telling my grandfather

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2206	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Farms Harvested:	614
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even making French fries from scratch can lead to family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my grandfather made me watch him make French fries and blamed my mom for not teaching me how to cook.

But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!