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BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Emeralds Found:	8256
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Items Found:	2551
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3910	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	1637
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!