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HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4377	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7096	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Votes:	6844	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

PlantPottyCraft

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, biology, digestive system, Earth, ecosystem, Environment, Farming, gardening, growth, MINERALS, Nutrients, organic, photosynthesis, Plant, PlantPottyCraft, Plants, Roots, Science, Water

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.

CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

adherence, BioBlox, CardioCraft, cardiovascular health, diet, genetic susceptibility, genetics, health, Heart Disease, incident cardiovascular disease, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, nutrition, planetary health diet, Prevention, prospective cohort study, public health, research, risk factors, study, UK Biobank

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.

u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.

oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.

and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.

so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

Cat burglar server

bedrock, cat burglar, IP change, Latest Version, Minecraft, non-premium, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	4516
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Fully vanilla, non-premium server on the latest version of Minecraft. You can also join from Bedrock. IP is subject to change.

186.79.124.90

Vanilla SMP: EnderForge – The Only Server That’s So Exclusive Even The Creepers Need A VIP Pass

active community, BUILD, Challenges, Community Builds, Create, creative freedom, CREEPERS, Discord, EnderForge, EnderForge SMP, epic projects, Events, exclusive, Explore, Friendly, Invite Link, japiedepapie, Map, pass, Rewards, SEASON 2, Server, smp, Territories, Vanilla, Vip, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4542	Star Shards Collected:	169
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

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EnderForge SMP Server Overview

What Awaits You
Brand New Map: Explore uncharted territories!
Community Builds: Collaborate on epic projects!
Challenges and Events: Win amazing rewards!

Why Join Us?
Active Community: Friendly and welcoming!
Stay Connected: Join our Discord!
Creative Freedom: Build, explore, and create!

How to Join
Apply Now: Add japiedepapie on discord and he will send you an invite link
Get Whitelisted: Get approved and start playing!
Begin Your Adventure: Dive into Season 2!

FAQs

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server?

A: You can get whitelisted by contacting **japiedepapie** on Discord and following the approval process.

Q: What kind of rewards can I win from challenges and events?

A: Rewards may vary but can include in-game items, currency, or special privileges.

Q: Is there a specific theme or building style for community builds?

A: There is no specific theme or style, players have creative freedom to contribute to community builds in their own way.

Q: How often are challenges and events held on the server?

A: Challenges and events are regularly scheduled by the server admins and announced in advance to all players.

BrahminBVLL Minecraft Server

Brahmin, BrahminBVLL, bvll, caste system, Colonialism, Confrontation, cultural clash, dalit, discrimination, Identity, India, Indian men, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Pathetic, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice, White, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indian men that will make whites seethe with jealousy! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of why Indian men are so irresistible. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained. So come on, join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

ComicCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cartoon, cartoon characters, Characters, co, Comic pages, ComicCraft, comicfury, Constructive, creative process, fanfic, finished comic, Minecraft, NSFW, Publishing, Scenarios, Server, sketches, Suggestions, Trash, webcomic, webcomic ideas

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	8107
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old builds and players? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and outrageous scenarios. From building giant banana houses to fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry, we’re not just about the nsfw stuff (although we do have our fair share of that too). We’re all about having a good time and creating epic adventures together. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

30s, blocky, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional baggage, Expectations, Long-term goals, love, Maturity, Minecraft, past experiences, patience, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, settling down, societal pressures, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dating in your 30s and feeling like you’re stuck in a rut? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of dating challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a creeper appears and blows up your chances at love. Or maybe you’re building a cozy house for you and your date, only to have it raided by a group of zombie pigmen looking for a hot date.

But fear not, because on our server, every obstacle is just another opportunity for romance. Who needs boring dinner dates when you can bond over surviving a horde of skeletons together? So come join us and see if you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, it’ll be a date you’ll never forget!