dirt cheap – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers
$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?
And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

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Life’s a brew-tea on Java Survival, just add monsters and survival!

ADD, advertising, brewtea, BUILD, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom Plugins, exploits, HACKING, java, KIND, land protections, Language, legitimate experience, Lifes, Longevity, Minecraft, Monsters, multiplayer, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, smp, Survival

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is key in our community.
No politics or other controversial topics	We aim to keep the server a friendly environment for everyone.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	We value fair play and integrity.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give other players space to build and explore.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect go a long way in our community.
No advertising	We do not allow advertising of other servers or products.

Leopold’s Loot Minecraft Server
African colonization, African History, Belgian history, Belgian monarchy, Colonial exploitation, colonial violence, Colonialism, Congo atrocities, Congo Free State, Dark History, European imperialism, Genocide, historical atrocities, Historical revisionism, human rights abuses, King Leopold II, Leopoldian legacy, Leopolds, Loot, Minecraft, redpill, Rubber trade, Server, White savior complex
Are you ready to dive deep into the twisted world of King Leopold II? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through history as we uncover the shocking truths about this infamous ruler.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn about King Leopold II, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against his ghostly minions in epic PvP battles. Can you defeat the ghost of the tyrant himself?
Join us on this crazy adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knew learning about history could be this much fun?

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PixelLove Minecraft Server
cinematic diversity, cultural diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, film criticism, film industry, inclusive casting, interracial love, interracial relationship, interracial romance, Minecraft, minority couples, mixed race couple, PixelLove, race in media, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial representation, racial stereotypes, representation matters, Server, social commentary, societal norms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a mixed race couple in a film – unexpected and totally awesome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a love story or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So why wait? Join now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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PaternalPurgeCraft
absentee father, almost 4 year old, child support, child’s well-being, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody battles, emotional impact, family dynamics, family relationships, father involvement, father son bond, Fatherhood, neglect, parental responsibilities, paternal last name, PaternalPurgeCraft, single parent, visitation rights
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.
Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.
Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server
CraftyBuilders, easy mastery, effortless abilities, effortless mastery, effortless skills, inherent abilities, inherent gifts, inherent skills, inherent talents, innate gifts, innate talents, instinctive skills, instinctive talents, intuitive abilities, intuitive talents, Minecraft, natural abilities, natural aptitude, natural gifts, natural talents, Server, Skills, Talents
Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.
So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

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TrumpCraft2020
America First, Benefits, conservative values, Country, deregulation, Economy, foreign relations, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, job creation, leadership, national security, policies, Politics, Support, SUPREME COURT, tax reform, trade deals, trump, TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!
So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

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CraftyCancerCure
cancer treatment, charitable organizations, childhood cancer, children, community support, CraftyCancerCure, fundraising, healing, Healthcare, Hope, international aid, life-saving treatment, medical care, medical expenses, medical travel, pediatric oncology, solidarity, support services, switzerland, treatment abroad, UKRAINIAN
come join our minecraft server for a chance to save ukrainian children with cancer by playing virtual blocks!! every block you mine helps fund their treatment in switzerland!! become a hero in the virtual world and in real life!! build hospitals, raise money, and fight off evil mobs to save the day!! join now and make a difference, one block at a time!!

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ButterCraft: The Land of No Cheaters, Just a Bunch of Eggs

bedrock, Beta, Bots, bugs, bunch, ButterCraft, Cheaters, Community, Discord, Economy, eggs, Features, Feedback, Help, java, Land, Network, Official Release, PvP, Staff, strategy, tutorial, update, Uptime

Minecraft Server Overview

Points	Description
Feature-Rich Modes	Provides a variety of feature-rich modes
Anti-Cheating Measures	Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly Community	A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s IP?	play.buddercraft.net
Are modded or pirated clients allowed?	No, they are strictly prohibited. Only certain specified mods listed are allowed, such as those for Badlion Client.
How strict is the server on cheating?	The server has a zero-tolerance policy for cheating of any kind. Any violations will result in a permanent ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required, but highly recommended for community engagement and updates.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, with updates typically applied within a week or two after a new release.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server
Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco Entertainment, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, Elden Ring QOTT, EldenCraft, ERG, general, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Jarred, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, poorly designed fights, RPG, Server, unfair fights, unfun fights, version 1.123
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”!
3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t ask how we found it, just come and experience it for yourself!
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Will you be the one to claim the loot?
5. We host weekly events where players can compete in ridiculous challenges like “Build a castle using only dirt blocks” or “Race against a herd of stampeding sheep”. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five from our resident Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

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YonaCraft Daily Minecraft Server
abrupt end, art stolen., chapter, confusion, corrupt police force, Daily, denial, disbelief, Friends, genocidal touch, Hakone, handicraft forum, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, lessons, Manga, Men, Minecraft, phantom thief, RAGE, Server, short lived, Shoujo, specialists, Yona, YonaCraft
Are you tired of manga that end too soon, leaving you feeling lost and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to provide you with all the closure you need! Join us as we relive the absurdity of short-lived manga creations and laugh uncontrollably at their questionable endings.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also learn valuable lessons, like how shoujo for men is when you add a genocidal touch. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join phantom thief Yona and her team of specialists as they try to recover stolen art pieces from the corrupt police force in Hakone.
So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of manga madness and remember, the true ending was the friends we made along the way (and the questionable Japanese cartoon drawings we laughed at together). See you there!

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