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ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	144
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Crops Grown:	9191

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Magic Crystals Found:	15

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.