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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2308 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.
Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
